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Brussels operates in three official languages (French, Dutch and German), houses the institutions of the European Union and NATO, and still manages to feel like a city that is not primarily performing for anyone's benefit. The Grand Place, a market square surrounded by 17th-century guildhalls built in Flemish Baroque style, was described by Victor Hugo as 'the most beautiful square in the world.' It was almost destroyed in 1695 when Louis XIV ordered French artillery to bombard it for two days. The guilds rebuilt within four years, which says something about the relationship between beauty and stubbornness that Belgium seems to have made its operating principle.
The beer culture here is not a scene or an affectation -- it is infrastructure.
Lambic ales brewed by spontaneous fermentation have been made in the Brussels region for centuries; Cantillon brewery in Anderlecht has been operating since 1900 and offers tours of the cobwebbed kettles and barrels that produce some of the world's most complex sour beers. The Art Nouveau architecture of Victor Horta, who designed buildings in Brussels in the 1890s and early 1900s that changed the relationship between iron and ornament, is scattered through the Saint-Gilles and Ixelles neighbourhoods and includes the Horta Museum. The comic strip mural trail covers 60 large-format murals painted on gable walls across the city -- because Tintin and the Smurfs and Lucky Luke were all Belgian, which surprises more visitors than it should.

Before you walk.
Brussels is very walkable in its central areas. The metro, tram and bus network covers the whole city and a one-day STIB/MIVB pass is good value. Trams 81 and 92 run through several interesting neighbourhoods. The Horta Museum in Saint-Gilles is a 20-minute tram ride from the Grand Place -- easy and cheap.
The Grand Place area, Saint-Gilles, Ixelles, the EU quarter and most residential areas are very comfortable. Some areas around Gare du Midi (Brussels South Station) require a bit more awareness, particularly at night. Overall, Brussels is a safe European capital for pedestrians.
Belgian frites with mayonnaise from a fritkot (standalone fryer kiosk) are a different thing from French fries and worth treating seriously. Moules-frites (mussels with chips) at a brasserie near the Grand Place is the classic lunch. Belgian waffles come in two forms: the lighter Brussels waffle (yeasted, rectangular) and the denser, sweeter Liège waffle. Both are correct. Chocolate from any praline shop on the Galeries Royales Saint-Hubert is a moral obligation.
No -- English is very widely spoken throughout Brussels, particularly in the commercial centre, tourist areas and among younger residents. The city's official bilingualism means that street signs, transport information and menus often appear in both French and Dutch, which can be slightly confusing at first but rarely practically obstructive.
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